Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

-"This douche cockifies himself everytime he's in the presence of females."
person 1: "I'm finna cockify when I see your mom tonight."
person 2: "what."
person 1: "yah it's a word I just made up."
person 2: "it sounds like your turning into a transformer so probably don't say it anymore."
person 1: "ok, my bad."

Look at Paul’s Cockifier! It’s so fas

I like Karen’s car, it isn’t a little cockifier like mine