When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.
I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!
by DirtyStinkyNigger July 08, 2009
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The phallus-shaped rocket whose brand name is Blue Origin. Owned/fully funded by Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon and one of four passengers on maiden voyage.
Did you see the launch of Jeff Bezos' cocket?? It was cool how the shaft separated from the head!!.
by kerplunkety July 25, 2021
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A cocket refers to a situation when a person or group of people can't decide whether the clothing shown is a jacket or coat.
Since we can't decide on whether this is a jacket or coat, let's just say say that it's a cocket.
by Mister Loki May 03, 2021
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"Yeah, I hooked up with Danielle last night. Started off with a cocketizer before the main course."
by hobbit511 November 24, 2017
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