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A board, usually footed by side boards, thus creating a low table, under which a man slides his naked body. Centered in the top board will be some variant of a hole through which he will insert his erect penis and his testicles. This creates a "dancefloor" for a woman who will stand on, crush and otherwise torture the exposed and vulnerable organs, often while wearing stiletto heels.
What a night! I was in the cockbox for over two hours and Mistress showed me no mercy. I can't even pee today. It was great!
by Chris Zizzo July 27, 2010
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A place used exclusively for holding cocks. Ie. the womans mouth, ass, pussy.
by hard meat log August 19, 2005
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a box full of cock, this can be used in reference to someone who does a stupid act (must be male)
jamie you cockbox how could you mix the sleeping pills with the date rape...
by skaterdanny June 23, 2007
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(military) The "cockpit" from where an unmanned airplane is flown. The cockpit resides on the back of a hummer and resembles a large box. Hence, "cockbox."
"I was in the cockbox and it started going down...."
by Rule of Wrist May 05, 2008
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A wrapped box, given as a gift, with someones cock in it, through a hole in the side of the box.
Eric: What did you get for your birthday?

Jamie: Eh, another cock box.
by Godlikes69 January 22, 2008
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