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(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock

Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!
by upscale November 16, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain
The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.
by JackalopeKN October 01, 2019
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