Whilst outside, give a girl anal while she's doing a head stand. Works best in fall where the crunchy leaves on the floor make a delightful crunching sound, like that of the chicks spine.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.