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If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.
by Weekend Cowgirl May 30, 2015
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.
Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.
by milflips December 08, 2010
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For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019