it is when you take the head of your penis, stick it into the female's ear and proceed to
move it in a motion that resembles the cleaning of the ear with a cotton swab

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.