A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.