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1. cock rubbing. either intended to jerk off the owner of such a cock or to send them into a frenzy of sexuality where they hump the first object they can find until they have satisfied their cock.

2. A very hard hit. someone just gets laid out like none other.
1. sydney was rubbing alex, but then he got excitied and jumped on her and humped her butt. she took him to court for rape but the judge was like 'hell no you're just a cock murphy whore'

2. stegs took a cock murphy so hard that he couldnt walk right for days
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