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A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.
"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"
by Legato Grey January 05, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.
Cockmongler
by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010
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A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.
Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
by LadyGayGay September 16, 2010
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A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.
I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.
by yofaceyo October 16, 2006
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the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!
cockmongler more like grinman@
by Zorque October 18, 2006
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