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A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.
After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.
by Stu Steg April 24, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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