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A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, and utility rope. A male hooks a deflated helium balloon baring a impulse light to one end of a utility rope. He then drops his pants, and ties the other end of the rope in a pretzel knot on the base of his scrotum before erecting the balloon. As the balloon inflates, a faint roar of a C-130 cargo plane can be heard in the distance. Once the balloon is airborne, with the light pulsating, the pilot will hopefully identify it, fly over it in which a hook extending from the bottom of the fuselage will snag the rope yanking you "cock first" up into the cargo bay of the aircraft. This feat was first done by Christian Bale in the movie "The Dark Knight" however, after further editing, the producers decided to have him secured to the rope in a "normal" fashion. The original scene can be found on the director's cut DVD. Today, law enforcement officials have seen Batman enthusiasts near Grand Forks, North Dakota attempting this feat using a smaller single engine aircraft.
Jake: Dude do you wanna drive out to the airport and try something cool?
Ian: Sure what should i bring?
Jake: Some utility rope, and harnesses.
Ian: Are we finally going to try a Cock Extraction?!!!!!
Jake: Yes, you buffoon.
by TESTICLETWISTER February 04, 2015
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