May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The origin of this word is english, derived from the words cock and dump. The birth of this word happened when the semen of my anger swam to the egg of my humor. I need not elaborate. The literal meaning of this word is wasted sperm, so when you call someone a "pile of cockdump", it's the emotional equivalent of taking a nice big shit on whatever illusion of worth they possess. The other use of this word behaves much like the word bullshit, or the singular word shit, depending on the context.
1st meaning: Susan, if you believe that getting knocked up at the age of 16 is an achievement, then I'm not even sorry to say that you are cockdump.
Hillary Clinton is cockdump.
2nd meaning: Halo 3 was absolute cockdump. ICP is cockdump.
Guy 1: I got laid lastnight.
Guy 2: You and I both know that's a load of cockdump.
Hillary Clinton is cockdump.
2nd meaning: Halo 3 was absolute cockdump. ICP is cockdump.
Guy 1: I got laid lastnight.
Guy 2: You and I both know that's a load of cockdump.
by DoctorShithead August 19, 2008