Urban Dictionary: Cock Absorber

1) A man who enjoys taking a hearty length of other men; a catcher.

2) A lady's sex parts.

3) An annoying person.

1) Chris Caulton is a degenerate cock absorber who gives gay people a bad name. Even the slutty ones.

2) Man, I ruined her cock absorber

3) Eat a bag of dicks, you cock absorber

by Chris Caulton December 11, 2012

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Cock Absorber

A girl that is rather ‘sluttish’ and has sex with strangers often. Also known as a thot or slag.

Ellie: OMG Maisie had sex for the 7th time today!?
Lily: what the fuck?? She’s such a cock absorber

by Maisies Biggest fan March 26, 2019

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