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The act of blowing cocaine up the bum hole. This is done because of the nerve endings located there. Popularised by Tim Burgess, singer with The Charlatans, who wrote a chapter of his autobiography on the subject.
Her nose was fucked but she was still fit enough for cocanus.
by Jonny Bastard October 02, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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The effect of living on nothing but cocaine on your body resulting in a raw, red, bleeding, asshole.
Allison: "Ive eaten nothing but cocaine for two days and I haven't slept yet! I'm gonna have the most intense cocanus tomorrow, ehh?!"
by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) September 17, 2008
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