God's way of telling you that you have to much money
Rich man: "I am the richest man on earth"
God: "Try this godly powder. It's called cocaine"
by Schizopher December 07, 2009
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1.What my whore of a stripper girlfriend was constantly snorting in secret during the whole of our comical relationship.

2. A chemical substance when injested through the mucus membranes of the nose via snorting, through the lungs via smoking, or through the bloodstream via injection *Sherlock Holmes was a coke head he used a syringe* causes the production of large ammounts of dopamine in the brain and also blocks the reabsorbtion of it for a brief time resulting in an amazing feeling of euphoria.

3. Coke, Blow, Snow, White, Powder, Lines, Rails, Bumps

I had tried a few lines of coke on occasion in the past and felt no elevation in mood, only a numbness in the throat. I just recently bought $150 worth and could tell the difference in the quality because after two lines I felt like I was king of the world. I kept snorting lines of it every hour or so and since I was traveling I would go into public restrooms to snort.

I have to say that being in a public place and doing something "taboo" added to the hightened experience of it all. I had never felt like such a bad ass before. Just make sure you don't have powder or flakes in or around your nose when you leave the bathroom! And don't be loud when you do a line, I tend to flush the toilet to mask the sound of snorting.

As I continued snorting through out the day, I began to feel more and more of a crash as I came down so I just kept doing lines more frequently. I started my first line at 10 am and did at least two every hour until 9pm when I arrived at my destination and did six lines in a 10 minute period. At the time I was fixated on feeling good but before all was said and done I was paranoid and I thought that I might die from doing so much. I was seriously thinking about taking myself to the ER. DON"T DO SO MUCH YOU LOSE YOURSELF AND YOUR SENSE OF REALITY.

During the last few hours of driving it was really hard to drive without thinking that every car passing me was a cop just waiting to pull me over. The ephoria is great but its not worth feeling like a paranoid shithead if you can't use some self control. I still had a quarter of what I originally bought but I was so freaked out like a dumb ass I flushed it down the toilet for fear I would use the rest of it before morning (the next day I was kicking my self for wasting it like that)

Personal Negative Experience- I was moderately depressed the next two days and then the following three days I continued to have altered sleeping patterns and crappy mood. It sucked, Don't go on coke binges kids, especially your first time.

Personal Positive Experience- Coke is a thrilling and euphoric drug, it has its time and place and when used responsibly can really enhance any experience. The numbing affect it has on the nose, throat, and mouth is unusual and I find the chemical drip that follows to be pleasant as well- though it seems that this taste is an acquired one.

Coke is a bitch goddess, she gives with one hand and takes away with the other.


(list of the places I did lines while on my binge)
Hotel room
Starbucks bathroom
Hastings
Strip Club
Texaco Gas Station (5 different ones)
McDonalds
Car
Home

The experience was fun but the crash and mood change sucked, I look forward to the next time I get some blow because I know how it affects me and can act more responsibly.

* Head shops have all sorts of fun gear for using cocaine, for example I just bought a little metal tube that looks like a vaccum and I use that to snort the lines instead of rolled up money.
Cocaine:
If you can't score some blow you can always head over to the strip club, those girls always have some on hand.

* double entendre that is true 94% of the time :)

Doing lines off of a mirror originated with models coking themselves sensless and forgetting who they were, the mirror came into play to bring a philosophical spin on the whole act of partaking in coke. The models would look into the little mirror while they snorted their lines and mull over the question "who am I? Why am I?" and after four seconds they wouldn't care, and they could check to make sure they didn't have any sugar spots on their nose.
by Ted Septum March 01, 2009
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1. Something that gives you short-term pleasure at the cost of long-term pain.

2. Something that you start off sharing and end up hoarding.

3. Something that gets you from a large social circle to isolation.

4. Something that you start off doing sometimes and end up doing all the time.

5. Something that takes from from the top of the world to the bottom of the barrel.

6. Something that gives you life and ends up killing you.
In exchange for a few years of wild, unrestrained cocaine-fueled fun, Rob lost his financial stability, his family, his friends, and his health and sanity.
by ESCOXTC March 19, 2010
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a drug that, when sniffed, will make you feel like president of the "USA" for 30-45 minutes, or if smoked see crack will make you feel like president of the "WORLD" for 5-10 minutes.
Example 1: After I railed a couple of lines of cocaine, the high made me feel like the president of the united states

Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.
by Bum Fardo September 21, 2007
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Cocaine, colloquially known as a "painful erection lasting for more than 56 hours", was discovered by dentists in 1255. It was immediately exported all over Hollywood and Washington D.C. and remains the biggest party gag of the late '80s. Cocaine can be found in 98% of high school girls' lockers, the bloodshot eyes of late-night party-goers, in trace amounts under your nostrils, anywhere you can't feel, and at 5593 Persimmons St. in Branson, Missouri from a guy with a beard who's named "Truck". Otherwise that gold-digging bitch did it all and left you to go party at some high-class club where they don't even allow cell phones without Bluetooth. Girls love this stuff; it allows them to hold useless conversations for hours. It also makes for a fun time snorting it off of their tits and having really fun sex.
"Who needs cocaine when you've got heroin?"
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A song that was originally written by JJ Cale in 1976 and later was covered by Eric Clapton in 1977.
The song "Cocaine" was such a good song. It is too bad that the lyrics are true.
by kiitykit123 March 10, 2012
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