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A slang word for a Colt King Cobra .357 magnum. Often called a Cobra on the streets.
"Hit him with that cobra
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa"
-Love Sosa - Chief Keef
by yipyo December 10, 2012
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Someone (normally a boy) who flirts intensively with the opposite sex by acting like a prick and follows them round everywhere.
He's such a Cobra, I feel sorry for that girl she just can't escape.

That Cobra is at it again, attention seeking and trying to show off infront of her
by The Bounty Cobra Hunter December 16, 2012
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When urinating a male pulls their foreskin up as far as they can. Once pulled out to the max they ensue to squeeze and shut the foreskin. The next step is to start peeing, the pee will balloon up in the foreskin. Once the foreskin has reached the desired size the male will release the pressure on the foreskin unloading a plethora of urine on surrounding toilets and victims. When done properly one should be able to pee large distances in almost any direction. Be sure to do this in a shower when starting out, to save a mess that will happen
"Dude, I just had the best Cobra ever, I hit the roof with my urine."

"I wish i wasn't circumcised, then I would still be able to do the Cobra"
by Cobra Master October 18, 2012
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The Terrorist organization constantly beat by the G.I. Joes led by the notorious Cobra Commander and Destro.
Cobra is behind every international problem.
by FFA September 22, 2005
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A swift unexpecting hit to a persons genital at any given time with your hand. When performing a Cobra you yell out "COBRA" then go for the hit.
While having a conversation about your week-end with your friends in the middle of a sentence yell "COBRA" then hit your friend and continue on with your previous topic.
by Maraiah July 10, 2008
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A venomous snake found in Africa and Asia. It is characterized by a hood that it spreads to intimidate potential predators.
The largest venomous snake is the king cobra.
by Erin Catherine May 01, 2008
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