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The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.
I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.
by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.
Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels
by Crabman69 August 10, 2018
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