A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Something only you can do with the boys, extra butter and heat.

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.