A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

An abortion machine

The solution to all your childcare needs.

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

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