An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch
Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters
by Ezekiel March 09, 2005
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A coaster enthusiast is a type of person who knows everything about theme parks. They mostly travel to different parks around the globe and ride new coasters they like to call, coaster credits. The amount of coasters they have been on is ones credit count. You would usually find coaster enthusiasts in the USA or Europe.
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1. Experiencing shallow emotions that change quickly.

2. Becoming emo because it's hot and everyone else is doing it.
Sal: Shawn was really depressed in Algebra today but by English comp he was happy again. Then by History he'd quit the football team, dyed his hair black, and had it cut so his bangs are covering his whole face.

Mike: Must be on an emo coaster.

Sal: Is he wearing girl pants?! Look at him flip those giant bangs. It's so.... so angsty.

Mike: No! Don't get drawn onto the emo coaster! Resist. RESIST!
by NemoEmo August 12, 2007
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By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
by kodiac1 July 08, 2006
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A girl to whom height is important.
Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"

Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."

Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
by JL Patrick January 25, 2014
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Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.
I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.
by Nice Guy Neil July 02, 2003
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The funnest things since sex. Roller coasters are located at theme parks, and come in many forms. They all kick ass.
by adonkeyisaass September 14, 2003
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