coasterize or UK (COASTERISE)
Verb: A CD-W/RW that has been rendered to the state of being only useful as a coaster for hot drinks.
Dern it; Roxio burned the wrong bloody data! This CD's been coasterixed!
by SkelDeath May 21, 2005
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a contraceptive used for protection when having sexual intercourse with a drore. COASTER = slang for condom
dude i'd put my beer on that drore as long as i had a coaster. haha yeah u dont want to leave a ring
by sammythejuice May 23, 2011
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A man who inexplicably gets through multiple illegitimate pregnancies without paying child support.
"Seven up and Johnny's a coaster."
by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003
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Coastered! How many times to we have to tell you to stop looking at pr0n because you will end up blind?
by Kurumi-san May 28, 2003
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The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.
Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.
by gubes August 12, 2014
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