Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

A guy with a tiny wiener. Someone you don't like being around because he is such a boner to the group. He is not for the boys and spends Saturday with his girlfriend making clay pottery.

A PE teacher that looks like a dead gorgeous Actor. Is nice and caring. Beautiful blue eyes that you'll get lost in.

He is a great lad who loves to shave every part of his body, especially his bumhole.

A die hard raiders fan who has less hair than the raiders have wins, normally funny sarcastic and easy to get hyped.

An old dude that says "alright" to much
And his arms are hairless because he shaves them