by Blumpkin power January 17, 2009
A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.
Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog
by CodeHipster October 28, 2010
A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.
I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.
by pwntang April 16, 2008
1. A seller of Corndogs. 2. A close friend. 3. An insult that degrades a person by refering them to being a "low life" such as a "carnie". Synonomous with Mexican Corndog Vendor
Person 1: I like suguar and I like tea, but I dont like you dumbass no sire!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!
by MonsterDipper88 September 26, 2007
by psychoroll March 27, 2014
by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017
When four people are aligned is such a way that each person is able to both give and receive oral sex, simultaneously.
by DaVeachy February 11, 2020