The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.

When a man is eating a girl (or other man) out, he pukes inside her vagina or Butthole and proceeds by performing intercourse in the same hole. Using the vomit as lubricant, he pulls out and has a vomit covered penis. The partner then sucks the vomit covered penis off until it ejaculates.

another word for masturbating

When you stick your penis in pancake batter and then continue on with intercourse to a girl on her period.

The act of falling asleep after performing anal, and failing to clean up. Then, waking up with dried fecal matter encrusting your member.

When you put little pieces of hot dogs in the corn muffins you make and don't tell anyone which muffins the hot dogs are in. So you begin to laugh because as people bite into their muffins they're discovering the corn dogs.

You then start to laugh so hard that you begin to cry. That cry then escalates into a full on sob. You then begin to let out every inconvenience in your life while sobbing. This was all trigged from your corndog muffins.

When a female is performing oral sex on a male partner, and she tries to insert one of her fingers into the man's asshole, the man becomes enraged at the female for thinking he would find pleasure in having something inserted into his anus, so he decides to reprimand her by defecating onto the woman's inserted finger. He then forces the woman to remove her shit coated finger from his asshole and eat it, thus creating the Kentucky Corndog.

It is also possible to create a double, triple, or quadruple Kentucky Corndog depending on how many fingers the lady can sneak into your butthole.