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The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating
Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
by Biz^2 December 19, 2007
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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