Cnochúr is a person who is always by your side no matter what. He is a nerd at heart but is one hell of a comedian and dark humour crazy. He is a happy drunk and a casanova with the ladies. Is only close with a tight group of people but those are the one he calls family.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.