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A schemin bitch who's nickname is Cmen bitch, he likes to drink bong water and do anything for some money or other form of currency. He schemes and is soo shady the sun never shines around him. He lies cheats and has sex with pocketpussys.
Beware of the Cmen bitch
Beware of the Cmen bitch
by Datsaucsygage December 28, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A scheming little bastard, also known as schemin'cmen who's willing to do anything for anything.A selfish little prick that if given the chance would fuck his own mom for a nickle.
by Blackt December 28, 2009
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a person who likes to jerk off in a corner with his bestfriend while sometimes getting sloppy seconds from his bestfriend with a pocketpussy and making VERY gay music.
by muktar August 04, 2007