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Clydism is a new movement of religion based on Modern Satanism and Personal belief and philosophy, normally ridiculing others religion and their false belief in them from their fear of “Hell”! Made by the almighty Cubic One and spreading by the day!
Everyone: HEIL THOU CUBIC ONE!
Cursed: DIE NON CLYDIST SCUM, GET CLEANSED IN HOLY LAVA!
Clyde: Ah yes, you may now become a prophet of Clydism!
Cursed: DIE NON CLYDIST SCUM, GET CLEANSED IN HOLY LAVA!
Clyde: Ah yes, you may now become a prophet of Clydism!
by Clyde the pstar December 07, 2019
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Clydism is a polytheistic religion based on many philosophical factors. Some of its ideals is written around stoicism, truth, egotistical value, death, the control over self and on acceptance. The GOD of Clydism is Clyde and its followers are called Clydists or Clydistic Followers. Its following is currently low but one day it will grow!
Memento Mori, Clyde is GOD!
Memento Mori, Clyde is GOD!
by Clyde the pstar November 15, 2020
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Clydism is the Discord philosophy that all is Clyde, the bot with user ID 1. Clyde is the bot that controls everything under the hood of Discord.
Clyde: "Bro. I'm just tryna vibe being Clyde. My name is actually Clyde."
Me: "wat"
Clyde: "This is just Clydism."
Me: "wat"
Clyde: "This is just Clydism."
by D Trump, third-year simplord December 10, 2020