Clyde's are usually open minded and creative people. They are very brutal and honest however and are very cutthroat when they are asked to tell the truth. Clyde's are also very sweet and affectionate. They are great people to date ;)

A grouchy and rude old geezer, usually in his 70s. Clydes usually have nothing nice to say to people. They open their mouths and say the stupidest/rudest things possible. Also, they are a bunch of cheapskates and claim they are being "frugal with money." Example is they are anti-social and only go out in public if their wives are paying for the meal or going to a social gathering because there's "free food involved." No one wants to be a Clyde.

A beautiful penguin of a boy
also, a brilliant apple fanboy

A dirty town filled with wanna be shooters & “gang” members. Everyone lives off drama and gossip. They think their weed is so good it’s straight mids. everyone’s on probation. kids that are in high school are addicted to coke & smoke meth. The cops there are straight dicks if they’re behind you, you’re getting pulled over and searched for sure. Everyone there gets cancer cuz of how foul it is.

Total Dumb Ass. Has to think about it to breathe on his own.

Clyde is a thing that makes no sense. It can be used in many different situations and has many different meanings. It will be used as a nickname for friends.

Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)