(plural of clumpy )when a girl is on her period a clump of blood ( the lining of the uterus) comes out, usually in a clump, hence the naming clumpy, or clumpies.
Jeeze, I hate it when I get clumpies on my pad and they get squished...
by Tanya-Tay February 26, 2006
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the act of recieving oral sex while curbing someone
"Robert didnt feel making him bite the curb was ruthless enough, so he made the kid's girlfriend give him a clumpy"
by mikemikemikeee February 6, 2008
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when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair
"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"
by JR9969 March 6, 2014
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The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum
Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink
by Darryl Warren February 24, 2007
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When fat girls wear skinny jeans, leggings or any tight pair of trousers for to long and it makes their ass roll like Swiss cheese. The girls that usually have clumpy bum are usually very morbidly obese and wear seventeen layers of makeup. They look like a canvass that wears a crop top and has rolls or their ass
Dayum girl loose some weight you got that clumpy bum”
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A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez
"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."
by Skully the skullmeister March 9, 2010
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-The entanglement of public hair between two or more people during sex with the intermixing of fluids into the fibrous, visceral, web.

-'Rat King' of Pubic Hair between two partners.
"How was your night Bob?"
"Let's just say the Old lady and I don't like razor bumps. Unfortunate for us, we got into the ol' pumpy clumpy."
by Harry McVein March 22, 2011
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