Clumper

A person who urinates in litter boxes.

Blackpool the Clumper pee'd in his friends cat box while drunk!

by Reichman July 26, 2006

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 July 31, 2008

"You gonna get a chest clumper"

"The chest clumper was a little nasty but errotic"

by Mia Queefington November 13, 2007

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 8, 2016

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 8, 2016

He gave that nerd “the clumper”

by Thatsmessedup December 13, 2017