Cluke means fucking retard or a pussy

A bubbly and fluffy pairing between two dudes, who are total mates in real life, but have a hidden agenda.

Defined as beat or busted.
a female that is easy to get with.
and down to swack.

Orginating in San Diego, Cluke is defined as a synonym for Beat or Busted.

Someone who is unaware they are being a slut or a whore

fat emo stupid bitch that picks her ass

An Alx Cluke is a type of person who is very strange. He is taller and skinnier than the average male, and often times an Alx Cluke will have a micropenis.

He likes to have erotic obsessions with things the average human takes for granted, e.g stationary and the animal kingdom. He can usually be bipolar and will turn sourer than a young straight male in a lemon party.

An Alx Cluke finds it difficult to attract females and/or males, and if he does, will often act awkwardly to the point of cringeworthiness.

Everybody has an Alx Cluke in their friendship group.