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A large shit with multiple interrupting painful farts.
I was trying to take a peaceful shit in the field, but then I cluffed and my horse ran off in terror.
by Yancreeaje September 06, 2020
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
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A poker term for one of the following situations:

-A call even though you are more than likely beat.
-A bluff even though you are only calling.
-A weird combination of a call and a bluff.
-A bluff because you think the other player is bluffing.
Jimmy cluffed heads up with a 5 queen off suit, trying to put the understacked opponent out of the game for good.
by old_wulf July 22, 2009
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If you have a very fat hand and hit someone with it, it isnt a punch or a slap it is a cluff.
Dave, Colin and Adam are the cluff boys
by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005
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1. A combination of 'clunge' and 'muff' in reference to a woman's mystery

2. Exclamation of there being multiple fit girls in the vicinity
1. Ner, she was shit, her cluff had no tread left on the old tires..

2. Shite, have you seen the mighty cluff in this room!?
by sakura-chan18 December 14, 2009
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A triangualr area of the lower back, originating at the top of the ass-crack, and extending to the top of the pelvic bone at either side.
Goddamn, that bitch has a rutchy cluff!!
by McGuyver April 01, 2005
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The smell in a room after really dirty sex has taken place. Also, the smell of a room full of people watching porno.
Wow, that room smelled of cluff. Gross.
by fat tim January 17, 2004
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