Urban Dictionary: Clud

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A sound that is not quite a clunk, yet not quite a thud.

Richard his jumped into a doorframe, hitting his head, and a loud clud sound resulted

by Solo Phoenix March 09, 2006

May 20 Word of the Day

A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

by Tatsuman February 18, 2018

the mixture of blood and cum that occurs when you fuck a virgin.

by Snedz January 09, 2006

like clouds... only clumsy; clouds lacking substantial shape or "cloudiness"; semi-clouds

"The wispy cluds robbed the sky from its perfect cloudless condition today."

by Cosmokramuh February 21, 2010

clud otherwise known as cloud,
so basically short for cloud.

lonely as a clud (clouds are sometimes lonely)
thick as a clud (clouds look thick and heavy)
light as a clud (clouds are actually light and feathery)

by laaaaaaa August 31, 2008

A failed sentence after waking up from passing out stoned and/or drunk.

Lawl, I totally failed and have no clud

by LaurenLaLovely July 03, 2010

To hit someone or something hard on the head, resulting in a concussion. Similar to "to club."

"If you keep messin' around wit dat ho, I'ma clud yo ass so hard you'll wish you'd married a man instead!"

by LaPrincess June 09, 2005