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Defined as a sex addict who has not received any for some time and shows the signs of withdrawal. Commonly seen as a person who will try sexual advances on several people at once, even if the person standing next to then just declined the advances.

A highly sexual person looking for next conquest in all the wrong places including:
1: Ex-Girlfriends.
2: Roommates or best friends other half.
3: Local slut.
4: Colleague during the Christmas party.
5: Ten to 2’s
Mike: Dude you have been out all night and you know you got the early shift.
Dan: Sorry mate I’ve been down the local bars searching for a midnight bike to ride.
Mike: Say no more, your just Cluckin for a fuckin.

Sue: We should not do this it’s not fair to Mike.
Dan: As long as we don’t tell him he won’t have to know.
Sue: your Cluckin for a fuckin and you ant getting it off me.
Dan: What’s your sister’s number and I’ll give her a call.
by tomlizard September 11, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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