A woman who simply cannot say "No" to having kids. Particularly, the type of woman who will punch out kid after kid after kid because "God" and/or her husband think it's a nifty-keen idea. A combination of the words clown and vagina.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.