Verb meaning to physically destroy someone or something.

To Clowney, past tense: CLOWNEYED.
If that guy keeps talking smack I am going to go over there and CLOWNEY his ass!

Dang that smart car got straight up CLOWNEYED by that bus that hit it!
by Grouper2300 January 07, 2013
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The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.
That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.
by UrbanTiger October 08, 2013
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When a large South Carolina Defensive lineman with a number 7 on his chest hits you so hard you form an impression in the earth underneath you. Typically the hit goes viral on YouTube. See ESPN 2013 ESPY Best Play award winner.
Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.
by humbled Clemson fan October 20, 2013
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Owning the single game sack record at your rival's stadium.
That guy is really clowneying out there, he has sacked #10 over four times in just this one game.
by DabosMom October 10, 2013
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Clowney bitch is a female in the act of foolishness or silly pointless words chosen by her mouth in a argument
Since Izzy decided to run her mouth and say stuid shit Cadence called her a clowney bitch
by KingKlownBtch September 19, 2017
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