Anytime you ejaculate and catch it in your hand and then smash it into someones face.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

A sex act that compounds upon the surprise creampie by following the moment of shock and surprise experienced by the female with a sharp air horn blast to the face and completed by hitting her with an actual creampie. Sometimes an actual clown may be used to deliver either creampie.

A pie with a clown's face incarved on it
or a new brand of pie

1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.

The art of ejaculating into a person's face

Josh Bend (bedn) created this word to compensate for erotic dysfunction. Destroyed many worlds before finally coming to rest at Newgrounds.com and settling as user "DirtySyko."