The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.
Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!
McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.
McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.
by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016
by absolute clown fool man April 29, 2021
1) You'll have fun with the meat clown at macdonalds
2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains
3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking
2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains
3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking
by The fondler March 25, 2007
by Rod Fury April 22, 2006
another word for cock
won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?
by Rod Fury April 20, 2006
by Rod Fury April 20, 2006
The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.
Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.
by LemmeLickems June 24, 2015