Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness
"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."

"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."
by Mike Swearengen August 09, 2013
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This is nothing like an Ass Hat Clown or an Ass Pants Clown... in fact quite the opposite.. This is a person which is not the brightest, meaning the Ass and clown part, but their clownish behavior is worthy Of a crown. This is a positive way to describe a clown, if someone calls u this, remember you dropped this 👑 .
A positive insult 💫
UR SUCH AN ASS CROWN CLOWN!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
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