Urban Dictionary: Clown Country

A retail store ruled by a clown king. See Richard Gallagher for further information.

"Cooper, take out my garbage...."
"Fuck you Clown Dick. I work for Clown Country, not you."

by Clown King January 10, 2009

Something someone, usually a socialist, says when they're country is joke and does nothing to help it's people.

CNN: "Inspiring: 16 year old gives all of their college saving to their parent to help pay medical bills"

Commie: "America is a clown country"

by EEOPYEAP March 13, 2021