A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 07, 2009
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A mega faggot that typically plays minecraft and shares it on minecraft.
Regular Person 1: Hey that clouter kid looks like a faggot

Regular person 2: Yeah he plays minecraft and posts it on youtube
by Clouter on youtube March 26, 2021
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Clouter is a person who has lots of clout. Typically plays Australian Minecraft servers and completely destroys the competition.
Bro that kid is like Clouter he's popping off.

Damn your right he's popping off like Clouter

Yeah but he'll never beat the real Clouter
by Not Clouter January 10, 2021
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Someone who tries to block yo clout from shining through.
"Yo, Nick is such a clouter."
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
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