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Cloudybon is a mental state where your rational behaviour and judgement is affected by your horniness. 'i had cloudybon' roughly translated is 'my boner clouded my judgement'. Cloudybon is what makes you fuck a fat ugly girl, or cheat on your wife, in the heat of the moment.
"I'm sorry i cheated on you and fucked your sis but i had cloudybon'.

"I wouldn't normally link that fat bitch but i've got cloudybon so i've just got to stick it in ANYTHING".

"That's a cloudybon girl." (you'd only fuck her when you're really horny already.)
by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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