Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A person who on the outside seems cool, confident and strong but on the inside is insecure, scared and doesn't know who he really is which inevitably leads to a severe breakdown and much needed self realization.
James: wow what happened to Randy??? I though he was such a strong dude!

Matt: Looks can be deceiving, he was a Cloud Strife this whole time, i really hope he figures things out!
by Captain Cowhand February 03, 2010
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The main character of Final Fantasy 7. Spikey blonde hair and glowing, deep blue eyes. Begins as a mercenary who only works for money but is brought into the fight to save the planet when Sephiroth starts using him as a puppet. Tifa help him get his past straight and stands by his side, as well as the most unlikely group that he leads.
"You are.....a puppet"*Sephiroth/Jenova*
"A..puppet??"*Cloud*
by Melissa Stoudt August 23, 2003
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Cloud Strife as I would like to put whether some like it or not is the ICON of the video gaming world. Final Fantasy VII has had such an Impact on gamers with it's graphics, story line which will be hard to beat for a very long time, and then there are the characters. Cloud Strife still till this day can make an impact on the gaming world as most have seen his appearance in Kingdom Hearts.
Example of the ICON, is now they are making a movie of Final Fantasy VII.
See IMPACT people.
by Collin MacIntyre January 20, 2004
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1) Former member of Soldier who became a mercenary, hired by Avalanche

2) Defeater of Sephiroth and Jehova

3) Capable of using very large swords, like the 'Buster Sword'

4) Has spikey yellow hair

5) Childhood friend of Tifa Lockheart
"But the planets dieing Cloud!" - Barret
by David Auger April 19, 2003
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