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Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
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by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 02, 2016
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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β€œOmds Sarah is so clotted!”
β€œWhat does that mean?”
β€œIt means she’s stupid.”
by theangryeagle March 15, 2020
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To be in a state of extreme highness after smoking a lot of marijuana; to be dumb ass high.
After I took some bong hits last night, I became very clotted.
by Steinmasta August 13, 2008
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β€œOmds, Sarah is so clotted!”
β€œWhat does that mean?”
β€œ It means she’s stupid.”
by theangryeagle March 15, 2020
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