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-VERB 1. To clog an artery. 2. To block an open artery. 3. to excessively accumulate junk at an important thruway.

-NOUN 1. A condition of a clogged artery. 2. Style of food served at informal venues (like tailgate parties, happy-hour bar appetizers, family picnics) 3. An accident on a highway that blocks all traffic indefinitely. 4. An expected obstruction at an emergency exit.
1. Wow, that sandwich is a clotery waiting to happen! 2. The tailgate party had a clotery of food choices. 3. The clotery at the emergency exit was caused by a scrum of evacuees and poor planning. 4. The internet clotery was caused by an overwhelming strain on their servers. 5. The convoy was delayed by the clotery caused by fog.
by Keli S Kear January 16, 2011
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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