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"Clotch" doesn't have a definition, it is simply used to replace full words, or half of a word for no good reason.
"Hey bro, that's clotchtastic"
"Last night, I donkey punched her in the clotch"
by willdantew69 March 13, 2016
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials
Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
by ladislav77 October 09, 2020
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A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials
Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
by ladislav77 October 09, 2020
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you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy
by Scooter September 08, 2006
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A misspelling of β€œcloth” by a moran that sparks seemingly endless text messages.
I was thinking of a Hoochie clotch. Never mind.
by Speed78 November 05, 2020
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