"Hey bro, that's clotchtastic"
"Last night, I donkey punched her in the clotch"

It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.

Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy

I was thinking of a Hoochie clotch. Never mind.