When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.

confidential; inside information only between tow parties

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

The bare minimum.

Increasingly common on business bullshit bingo cards the English-speaking world over, 'close of play' is the latest way to say '5.30', presumably employed by people a) to make the working day seem more fun, by describing it as 'play' b) because they are cunts.

Presumably, like the equally execrable 'touch base', the expression originated in a shit American sport.

Get close is a phrase commonly sent on snapchat which means start talking, or talk to me and we can see if we can link (get together)